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@sequinedk, may you never be without Pats again
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I hope Rick Santorum’s cat pees on all his favorite shoes. 
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catsandscience replied to your video: The sounds of the bluer residence. The horrible… YOU HAVE SUCH LEETLE KITTEHS Pixel is beeg, but he didn’t come until a minute later. I have another video with him on it, but it’s not very interesting.
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velocipedestrienne replied to your video: The sounds of the bluer residence. The horrible… Your cats are so great. They are, in fact, the BEST cats. Though some of their Tumblr cousins are pretty awesome too.
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The sounds of the bluer residence. The horrible guttural howl is Morty’s standard voice. Imagine it in your ear at 4am to get the full experience. Note: ignore me talking to them. Sometimes it makes them talk more.
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I am really not on board with the return of the...
glossylalia: jessica-messica: counterclock-wise: onesong: thedisgruntledgradstudent: I don’t care what designer it is, or how much it cost. If you are no longer a student, or aren’t hiking or camping, you should not be carrying a backpack. EVER. f*ing cosign I’m guilty of carrying one around when I commute. It’s more comfy than a bag and I carry a lot of shit around. Well you...
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kotex started following you
missworded: kotex started following you Kotex, I think that much like racism, periods would simply disappear if we ignored them.  You are not helping!  Stop making sanitary products that perpetuate menses.  Have you considered making crafts with owls on them?  People like those.  Thank you.
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OMG SO MUCH COKE
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Cats + bathtubs = always amusing
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Too big for Tumblr to post directly, but this is...
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greycatbrigade replied to your post: I put on actual clothes Recovery comes one piece of comfy clothing at a time… I also have not taken any vicodin since last night at 9pm.  These two things are likely related.
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I put on actual clothes
Granted, it’s sweatpants and a sweater, but it’s NOT pajamas, so that’s a step up.
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Libérate.: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by... →
honestandunapologetic: racetothestoneage: baddominicana: thatmuchlove: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester City School District Over her essay on Frederick Douglass. ai-yo: jumpstart-therevolution: theafrosistuh: beautifulbrwn: “On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada...
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Things I did today: - took video of my cat watching birds on the computer - took painkillers and napped like it was my fuckin’ job - showered… Eventually - ate soft things Man, why can’t more days be like that?
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DE TING - via notalwaysright.com (long, but well...
(I worked tech support for a major software company, specifically with their digital media products. This call was about their video editing software.)
Me: “Thanks for calling ***** tech support.
(The customer gives me her info and has a thick accent I can’t place.)
Me: “Great! What can I do for you?”
Her: “Yes. I am trying to edit dees beedio, and eet’s blue and blue on de ting.”
Me: “So…it’s blue, and blue…on the thing?”
Her: “Yes.”
Me: “Where is it blue?”
Her: “On de ting.”
Me: “By ‘thing,’ do you mean the Computer screen or your camera?”
Her: “Yes…de ting.”
Me: “Ma’am, I can’t see what you are looking at so you’ll have to tell me the name of the thing that is blue.”
Her: *getting angry* “DE TING!!! Eeet’s BLUUUUE AN BLUUUEE ON DE TING!!!!”
Me: “What exactly is blue? The video on your monitor? Are you outputting to TV? The viewfinder on your camera?”
Her: “Yes.” Me: “Yes…which one?”
Her: *yelling* “DE TING!!!!”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry but I don’t understand where you are having a problem.”
Her: “THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! I SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH!!! MY HUSBAND TAUGHT ME HE WILL BE VERY VERY ANGRY WIT YOU!!! I DEMAND RESPECT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!”
Me: “Ma’am, I agree. You speak english very very well. The problem I am having is you are not telling me where you are seeing blue video.”
Her: “ON DE TIIIING!!!” (This exchange went on for a while before she got frustrated and hung up. The best part is, my call was being listened to by some higher level support guys. They created an internal troubleshooting document that appeared as follows:)
PROBLEM: VIDEO IS BLUE AND BLUE ON THE THING
SOLUTION: NONE AT THIS TIME TROUBLESHOOTING:
>(TECH SUPPORT)IS THE THING BLUE? TRY REINSTALLING THE THING
>(TECH SUPPORT) THING REINSTALLED. STILL BLUE
>(ENGINEER) CANNOT RECREATE THING IN LAB.
>(ENGINEER) PROBLEM ALMOST RECREATED. THING RED. (And so on and so on…)
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In case anyone was wondering if Trader Joe's...
The answer is yes.
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cannelledusoleil replied to your post: cannelledusoleil replied to your post:… You’re like the best, bb.
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cannelledusoleil replied to your post: cannelledusoleil replied to your photo:… p.s. My drunk voice in my head is like really Valley Girl you know? OMG. I, like, TOTALLY know what you mean.
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cannelledusoleil replied to your photo: baconqurlyq: Paging bloo! I DON’T KNOW WHAT… Maybe it’s like mango or something. Hm, maybe.
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